“If I See Macadamia Nut-Crusted Mahi Mahi One More Time…”: 6 Hawaiian Restaurants that Serve Some Serious Fish

“If I See Macadamia Nut-Crusted Mahi Mahi One More Time…”:

6 Hawaiian Restaurants that Serve Some Serious Fish

It’s widely known that every region around the world has a signature dish.

Paris? Frog legs and buttered snails. New Orleans? Gumbo, often served with a hangover. New York’s got Gray’s Papaya hot dogs, Portland has Voodoo Doughnuts and all of Southern California is basically Tijuana 2.0 (read: bona fide Mexican eats at every grubby, traffic-ridden corner).

But, come west for a Hawaiian vacation? Chances are you’ll be bowled over by the vast array of choices, rendering it difficult to point to a single distinguishing dish.

We have Asian influences that range from Filipino to Vietnamese, authentic Hawaiian food like poi and lau lau and American fusion—whatever the hell that means—that conveniently forgets things like gluten and flavor.

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But, if there’s one staple of Hawaiian food you shouldn’t miss on your trip, it’s fish.

These are islands, after all, surrounded by a glossy Pacific not exactly teeming with marine life (Trump, overfishing, pirates), but certainly producing a healthy amount of melt-in-your-mouth seafood.

And, yet. We can be a…how do I put it? Laze-back culture. The tried and true becomes so easy that we rarely get out of our comfort zones. I feel it, the bum at Kalama Park feels it and chefs undoubtedly feel it. And, this manifests in mahi mahi taking center stage at nearly every goddamn venue.

Don’t get me wrong: Mahi mahi is well and good, but it’s become trite in its ubiquity.

Strap on your lobster bib and hit up these six inventive seafood restaurants instead:

1). Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar: Kihei and Kapalua, Maui; Waikiki, Oahu; Waikoloa, Big Island

Ask a local where to find the finest sushi and guarans Sansei will wiggle its way into the conversation.

With locations on three of the major islands—Maui, Oahu, and Hawaii—Sansei serves sashimi so fresh that you can practically see the fish’s heartbeat.

The selection is wide and varied, from old standards, like scallops and salmon, to Wahu, smelt roe and sea urchin.

Try their award winning Blue crab and mango roll, or go sideways with a 69—a California roll crowned with broiled unagi, masago and eel drizzle.

Best part yet? The sake is superb and there’s not a single mention of mahi mahi on the menu.

2) Mama’s Fish House, Kuau, Maui

Sure—the name of this place might call to mind a really bad Martin Lawrence movie (who watches that shit?), but this is, hands down, one of the most extraordinary restaurants in the islands.

To note: TripAdvisor named it one of the ten best restaurants in the U.S., Open Table confirmed that it’s the second most popular eatery in the country and Zagat deemed it the best place to eat on the Valley Isle.

This isn’t the result of dirty money passed under the table or favors performed by peeps lusting after the bistro’s bartenders.

Mama’s, as it’s known, is legit to the bone. Or, rather, boneless—as in its servings of exquisite fish that’s caught within echoing distance of the kitchen’s doors.

Mahi mahi might be on the menu—macadamia nut crusted, too—but choices also include Papio with Hamakua mushrooms and garlic and Molokai ahi grilled in ti leaves with papaya.

Or, you can man up like a Kanaka Maoli (that’s native Hawaiian to you, dear) with their Traditional Hawaiian: Grilled salmon with Big Island wild boar, octopus, ahi poke and sweet potato. Mahi mahi is here, but only as, like, Kate Beckinsale. (Total dependable filler.)

3) Koloa Fish Market, Koloa, Kauai

Have you ever wondered what, exactly, is fried in beer batter, dipped in vats of tartar sauce, served with “chips” and called fish? 

The brains behind Koloa Fish Market in the historic town of Old Koloa haven’t—and that’s good for you and exceptionally good for me. (I’m a twenty-minute plane ride away, suckers.)

Meaning, of course, that the seafood here is totally transparent because it was caught thirty seconds after you stepped into the café.

Family owned and operated, this kick back place is poke galore; be sure to try it with Sriracha. Other top choices? Ahi with wasabi cream, tako (octopus) and seaweed salad. (Seriously, Bubba Gump.)

4) Nico’s Pier 38, Honolulu, Oahu

I’ve yet to meet Nico.  But, if he’s anything like his name, I bet he’s hot as hell.

With chilly, damp hands, of course: After all, this award winning chef handpicks each evening’s selection of fresh fish from local water boys. (You do understand a metaphor, don’t you?)

What began as a plate lunch spot has transformed into a foodie destination, thanks to Nico’s special “touch” (and, let’s be fair, also his vision for supporting local fishermen and sustainability).

Pupus range from ahi belly bites with lomi tomato to perfect poke with Sriracha aioli, while entrees run the gamut from Manila clams to grilled peppercorn swordfish.

And, stay for dessert. The selections might be lacking that telltale briny smell, but oh my god, Crème Brulee Cheesecake and toffee crunch blondies? Screw dinner altogether.

5) Town, Kaimuki, Oahu

“Town” might be one of the more pretentious names of a venue—it’s right up there with LA’s “The Standard” and NYC’s “The Kobe Club”—but we can excuse a touch of douchebaggery for epic achievements.

Of which Town has many. Indeed, everything they touch is close to culinary magic. Black mussels with fennel, pastina, tomato and cinzano broth and cured upelo with watercress are just two of their inspired dishes. Local ingredients are used strategically to enhance their fish’s flavor, and the sides—like risotto cakes with balsamic vinegar—are worth the splurge and then some.

6) Nobu, Lanai

Happen to be on “The Pineapple Island”? Rest assured that gas station Fritos and Funyuns aren’t your only options for dining. For an island the size of my thumb, Lanai has some kick ass options.

And, one of their top picks just happens to specialize in fish.

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Tucked into the Four Seasons Manele Bay like a Victoria Secret’s model at the Playboy mansion (think: supremely elegant and putting the rest of the babes to shame), this chic venue is the small-kine-island version of the global phenomenon.

With a menu inspired by Chef Matsuhisa’s tours around Asia and South America, fortunate diners will find killer dishes like Bigeye and Bluefin toro tartar with caviar, sashimi tacos and lobster ceviche, while hand-cut rolls are filled with wonders like Yellowtail jalapeno and soft shell crab with avo. Insta this shit up: You’ll look like a rock star.

So, now you can stop complaining about mahi-this and mahi-that and enjoy the best of Hawaii’s seafood eateries!!

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5 Best Places to Visit in Hawaii to Catch Yourself a MILF

5 Best Places to Visit in Hawaii to Catch Yourself a MILF

You’d be stunned at the number of people who Google Hawaii and MILF together. (I wouldn’t, unless you’re looking for a batch of porn sites, of course.) Either Hawaii has a super big rep for being where us MILFs are at or there’s a sudden demand to pick one of us up. 

And, why shouldn’t you?

I’m a total MILF, you can even ask my husband (go on, he won’t mind), because weirdly, after fifteen years together, he still thinks I’m as hot as I was when we first met, back at the tender age of 17. (I’ll leave you to do the math there.)   

So, what makes Hawaii so desirable? Why do us MILFs flock to the paradise islands, along with eight or nine million others a year? It’s certainly not a SPAM fetish, right?   

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So guys, because I’m super nice, I’m going to let you in on a few MILF secrets to help you woo one of my amazing counterparts.

This isn’t a cheat sheet for the common perv. You’ve got to have that extra bit of somethin’ somethin’ to bag yourself the highest class of woman.

Hold onto your wide fronts, son, here are five places to catch yourself a stunning MILF like me in paradise. Hope you can keep up!

The Obvious Choice: A Night Club

It’s well-known that women reach their sexual peak in their thirties, while for men it’s their twenties. This makes for a seamless libido match-up, when dating an older woman.

Many women, like myself, in their thirties and above, can wholeheartedly vouch that orgasms in their thirties and beyond are the most powerful ones of their lives.  And, what better place to show off our sexiness (and shoot for a few O’s) than at a club?

Hot, steamy and known for holding our drink, us MILFs can usually be found hanging around the bar, drinking a tropical cocktail made up by the hot bod bartender.

If we’re with our girlfriends, then you’ll find us hitting the dance floor. Anywhere that plays decent eighties, nineties pop will do. Get your skinny ass on the floor and show us what you’re made of!

We love nothing more than a boy who moves.

Next Obvious: The Gym

It may be a stereotype, but we really DO like to look after ourselves, even on vacation. We have a beach body to look after, after all. 

At just under five foot four, my blond highlights shine beautifully with my round brown eyes and sun-kissed skin.  And, with my soft English accent, the combo seems to push men right over the edge.

Yes, I’m overly confident and have been hit on at the gym, right in front of my husband. True story, but way awkward.

Best approach?

Challenge her to a race on the treadmill or a press-up count.  Just don’t be a sore loser when she kicks your butt.     

One perk of dating a MILF is that we’ll whip you into a mature and manly shape. As much as we love your sex drive and rock hard abs, we hate nothing more than a pouty attitude. After all, we already have kids! We don’t want or need another one, thanks.

Kind of well known: A Coffee Shop

When I think about all the things that I love doing on vacation, eating and drinking in the hot Hawaiian sun is way up there.

The trick to (most) MILF’s hearts may be through her stomach.

But, watch out. We are way more independent than your last 20 year old, wouldn’t know how to be really naughty if my life depended on it girl, so you need to tread carefully.

Always be gracious and have something sweet with you, at all times. Approach, ask if she’s hungry (she will be) and offer your snack (don’t go perv here, I’m talkin food).

If you do this, you have more chance of a conversion starting and an even greater chance of her liking you. Appealing snack products can help you attain this!

Be warned, though: Nothing puts us off more than an over domineering guy. We LOVE our independence, have our own cash and don’t need you to buy us stuff all the time. (Okay, the odd one or two gifts is always nice, I suppose.) 

If you’re slightly geeky: Museum

Full of history, you can’t even spit in Honolulu without hitting a museum.

One I’ve been to myself is Honolulu Museum of Art, located near Downtown Honolulu. Since its doors burst open in 1927, this mind-blowing Museum has gradually grown to become one of Hawaii’s largest private presenters of art and has a staggering collection of over 38,000 pieces from around the world.

So, along with our shitloads of life experience, we’re pretty cultured. Yep, we’ve seen it all.

Full of sexual gusto and life skills, we are surely able to teach you a thing or two.

About history, of course.

Art and history are great conversion starters. Pick a piece you like and start talking. The best way to know if there’s a spark is to chat. Simple.

I’ll let you in on a little cloak-and-dagger here: We’re way more patient and less selfish than your last girl. We’re not afraid to tell you what we want straight up and, let’s be honest, there’s nothing sexier than a woman who knows EXACTLY what she wants.

If movies were to be believed: The Park

We’re moms. And, us moms are super fun. The staple behind being with a mom you’d like to f*ck is that, no surprise boys, she’s a mom. 

While it might sound a little creepy to bring up moms and motherhood, when talking about someone you’d like to bang on vacation, the truth is that us moms are more patient and definitely know how to have a good time.

The good thing for you is, that Hawaii, Honolulu especially, is not short on lush green parks.  While she might be enjoying a vacation without her offspring, we moms gravitate toward kid-friendly places automatically.

The straightforward approach is best. If you have a dog, even better.

Keep things simple. Let your pet attract her.

If you’re sitting close to a MILF on the grass, carefully pay attention to what she’s talking about with her friends or what she’s reading.

For example, asking her opinion about something shows that you’re into her, but not in a stalker kind of way, in a more conversion kind of way, assuming she’s interested, of course.

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None of this matters, though, if you come off too pushy or just darn right weird.

The countless number of beaches would, of course, be another, but chatting up a MILF while staring at her boobs will probably just get you a kick in the nuts or a rejection that will have your little posse laughing for years.

Oh, and if you are lucky enough to score one of us hot ladies, then please, I beg of you, make sure your that condo or dare I say it room, is clean and in no way connected to YOUR mom.

No one wants to F you while laying on top of last month’s Playboy or worrying about what you’re going to pick up while there. And, no mom gets all wild and crazy after meeting her boy-toy’s mom.  Hint: Wash your sheets boys.

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Happy Baby or Downward Dog: Get Your Yoga Fix on Oahu

Happy Baby or Downward Dog: Get Your Yoga Fix on Oahu

The longest and most grueling election in United States history is over. It was so ugly and divisive that lifelong friends and tight-knit families are no longer speaking. I have a friend who confided to his therapist that the election caused a rift with his sibling, only to hear from the therapist that she also wasn’t speaking to her sibling for the same reason.

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Maybe your guy won and you couldn’t be happier. So, you’re feeling pretty awesome. But, if your chick lost, you’re probably still suffering from a nasty case of misery, or stress or grief. Let’s face it, half of you could use some time on the mat. No, not the wrestling mat; the yoga mat.

If you’re a fan of yoga, then you probably already have a greater understanding about the connection that exists between our minds and our bodies. But, if you haven’t discovered it yet, then here’s the thing; with a controlled stretch (and a deeper awareness of your breathing) you too can become a Happy Baby.

Try yoga. I think you’ll love it! 

Photo by Hot Yoga 8

If you’re living on Oahu, or if you’re planning to visit soon, there are several spots that are perfect for rolling out your mat. Strike your pose in one of our great island studios. Or find a postcard perfect location on the island and take some deep cleansing breaths. Whatever your preference, Hawaii is the place for yoga. 

Hot Yoga 8 offers a variety of classes and you won’t have any trouble convincing your husband to join you, if you sell it like this:

“Hey, have you been feeling a little stiffy? Oh, don’t be so hard on yourself. How’d you like me to bone up on my forward bends, so that I can open up my hips and increase my sexual energy? We could even take a class by candlelight!”

(Add a suggestive smile and some bedroom eyes and you will be in a class that evening. I guaran-damn-tee it.)

Why not make it a date, and take your mate?

Friendly reminder, my fertile friends:

They also offer prenatal yoga classes (ya know, for say . . . nine months after the candlelight yoga date?)

If being outdoors is your idea of the perfect yoga studio, then we’ve got you covered. Whether you’re stretched out on one of our beautiful beaches at sunrise or if you prefer the fine mist of one of our cascading waterfalls, the natural beauty of Hawaii is ideal for yoga. There are group, private and corporate retreats available. Check out some great spots and book a session. 

Perhaps you’ve been a yoga student for years. Have you ever said to yourself “I could probably teach this class, if they twisted my arm,” (your arms were likely twisted in an Eagle Pose while you had this epiphany).  Well, maybe it’s time that you start your own yoga training, so that you can take your passion and share it with others! Learn to be a yoga instructor, here at the Hawaii Yoga Institute.

Alright, alright, alright (that’s my Matthew McConaughey impression~~~nailed it! Right?) Anyway, listen up all you military heroes. How’d you like to do yoga with other members and veterans (and even family members)? I do hope you all know how much this nation appreciates you and that we all think you deserve a great big round of applause. Yoga would be a great tool to help you stay both physically and mentally strong.  Here’s a great inspirational story of a double amputee who credits yoga with saving his life. Inspired and eager to share, he then became a yoga instructor.

If you’re interested in what yoga can do for you, check out this great opportunity, soldier! And again, thank you!

“Just because there’s snow on the roof, doesn’t mean there’s not a fire in the furnace.” This is how my mom explains that seniors are still checking out Hollywood’s young, hot actors. Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio and some guy from the Mentalist. . . they all apparently keep her furnace burning. She’s hilarious and she’s my inspiration. Anyway, the point is; our seniors need to keep their bones and joints and hearts and minds on fire. And obviously, they need to keep their furnaces burning too! Here is a great spot for seniors interested in learning yoga. 

Photo By Jackon Tyler Eddy

Attention all you hippie-dippie-granola-hemp-bongo fans. Look at what’s headed to Hawaii in February! Want to do some kickass yoga, listen to great music, eat amazing foods and hear inspirational lectures? Hey, who doesn’t? Grab your mat, your bong (kidding, kidding), and your henna and get your ass to Wanderlust! Buy your tickets early for this festival. It’s sure to be an amazing experience.

Okay, once you’ve decided to try yoga, you’re gonna need a few basics. Choose clothing that allows you to move uninhibited, but also offers a little coverage. Wearing your booty shorts, while bent in a Downward Facing Dog pose, really isn’t what your poor classmate behind you signed up for. This warning is not just for the chicks either. Okay, fella? No one wants to know just how happy you are to be in a yoga class. Get me? You can find looser fitting shorts from Macy’s and Nordstroms at the Ala Moana Mall. Ladies, you can find some great yoga wear on the island at Lily Lotus.   

Whether you’re on Oahu or not, you can get some awesome yoga wear shipped right to your front door. There is a great site by Kate Hudson offering workout wear at really great prices. Of course, everyone knows that she’d look great in a pair of grease-stained coveralls. But, her site (Fabletics) has great colors, patterns and flattering styles for all body types and sizes. And she offers a really great deal for first time buyers.

I thought it would be cool to share one of my favorite yoga instructor’s videos. I found her on YouTube and I’ve done a few of her yoga workouts. And, I just really like her. She’s cute, and funny and encouraging. If you get a chance, (or you just don’t make it to your scheduled yoga class someday) give her a try. Check out Yoga with Adriene.   

I wish I could tell the half of the population that’s still in mourning and stressing about the outcome of this election that you’ll all be over it soon.

But, I can’t.

What I can say is this, you can create your own happy place.

Maybe it’s next to a waterfall on Oahu.

Maybe it’s in the yoga studio in your own hometown.

Maybe it’s in the privacy of your home, watching “Yoga with Adriene”, as she teaches you how to breathe and relax.

Find or create a happy place where no one can steal your joy, and visit there often.

Finally, remember this.

We are The Great Melting Pot.

Each citizen adds a special and unique flavor to this country.

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And that’s what will make America great.

Again.

Aloha.   

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